Don't press the 3rd button! - Llamaskies ~ Where the city meets the cunt

iChad · 16-04-2009, 06:40 PM

A farmer, who wasn’t all that familiar with new technology, had never went on a airplane but had to visit his sick daughter in New York city. Having to use the restroom badly, he asked the flight attendent where the bathroom is and was pointed all the way down to the back of the plane - but with a warning to not press the third button.

The farmer went in and pressed the first button. It throughly cleaned his front private. Delighted, he pushed the second button and it cleaned his rear end throughly as well. With the memory still fresh in his mind about the flight attented saying not to press the third button, curiosity got the best of him and he pressed it… and ended up in the hospital.

Next thing he remembers is waking up in the hospital, looking over at the doctor an asking ”What happend?” “Well…” The doctor replied, “the third button on the plane… was a tampon remover.”

Ouch.

Leah · 16-04-2009, 06:42 PM

There's such thing as a tampon remover ?! wow.

Nikki · 16-04-2009, 06:51 PM

Lol. That was mildly funny. But sorta creepy..

David · 16-04-2009, 07:11 PM

LMFAOOOOOO

Seriden · 16-04-2009, 07:17 PM

im not understanding this one

David · 16-04-2009, 07:18 PM

What dont you understand? :s

Seriden · 16-04-2009, 07:20 PM

how the first two buttons work or whateever

Nikki · 16-04-2009, 07:20 PM

It ripped his Shwing Shwong off.

I also don't get how the first one works.. wouldn't that button be for the ladies?

Stephen · 16-04-2009, 07:47 PM

I get it but it's not really funny

Christafa · 16-04-2009, 11:41 PM

Kind of scary...I chuckled.

16-04-2009, 06:40 PM	#1
iChad If You Can Afford Me... Join Date: Mar 2009 Gender: Male Posts: 152 Rep Power: 23	Don't press the 3rd button! A farmer, who wasn’t all that familiar with new technology, had never went on a airplane but had to visit his sick daughter in New York city. Having to use the restroom badly, he asked the flight attendent where the bathroom is and was pointed all the way down to the back of the plane - but with a warning to not press the third button. The farmer went in and pressed the first button. It throughly cleaned his front private. Delighted, he pushed the second button and it cleaned his rear end throughly as well. With the memory still fresh in his mind about the flight attented saying not to press the third button, curiosity got the best of him and he pressed it… and ended up in the hospital. Next thing he remembers is waking up in the hospital, looking over at the doctor an asking ”What happend?” “Well…” The doctor replied, “the third button on the plane… was a tampon remover.” Ouch. __________________ lady gaga.

16-04-2009, 06:42 PM	#2
Leah i hold sunlight Tournaments Won: 2 Join Date: Dec 2008 Gender: Female Posts: 1,004 Rep Power: 112	There's such thing as a tampon remover ?! wow. __________________ We think your a joke, shove your hope where it don't shine.

16-04-2009, 07:11 PM	#4
David King Llama Join Date: Dec 2008 Gender: Male Posts: 2,130 Rep Power: 418	LMFAOOOOOO __________________ !!! LETS GET THESE BAD BOYS OUT !!!

16-04-2009, 07:17 PM	#5
Seriden Hello Jamie Breakout Champion! Mine Sweeper Champion! Touch Typing Champion! Join Date: Dec 2008 Gender: Female Posts: 326 Rep Power: 0	im not understanding this one __________________ psst says: i have a nice thing to say serid3n says: yes serid3n says: you do psst says: i like you psst says:

16-04-2009, 07:18 PM	#6
David King Llama Join Date: Dec 2008 Gender: Male Posts: 2,130 Rep Power: 418	What dont you understand? :s __________________ !!! LETS GET THESE BAD BOYS OUT !!!

16-04-2009, 06:51 PM	#3
Nikki Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 247 Mini Golf Champion! Sonic Champion! Join Date: Dec 2008 Gender: Female Posts: 2,105 Rep Power: 260	Lol. That was mildly funny. But sorta creepy..

16-04-2009, 07:20 PM	#7
Seriden Hello Jamie Breakout Champion! Mine Sweeper Champion! Touch Typing Champion! Join Date: Dec 2008 Gender: Female Posts: 326 Rep Power: 0	how the first two buttons work or whateever __________________ psst says: i have a nice thing to say serid3n says: yes serid3n says: you do psst says: i like you psst says:

16-04-2009, 07:47 PM	#9
Stephen Bonkers! Snake Champion! Join Date: Dec 2008 Gender: Male Posts: 788 Rep Power: 150	I get it but it's not really funny __________________

16-04-2009, 11:41 PM	#10
Christafa left my heart for you Join Date: Dec 2008 Gender: Male Posts: 285 Rep Power: 30	Kind of scary...I chuckled. __________________ Click here to participate in a forum-based riddle game

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